Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. P.S. Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Didnt find what you were looking for? Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Filch helped the students evacuate during the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998 and participated in the battle himself. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . Why would he? M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. It's rather depraved. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. 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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. Why should he feel bad about that? He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. 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In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. Chapter Text. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. He hated it. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. It would explain a lot. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. The twins are confused and horny. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. I am legitimately sad about it now. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. AU. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Dont worry, however. Harry didnt want to react this way. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. PEEVES! Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. He felt perfectly content. Mrs Norris, like her master, was infamously bad-tempered with anyone but Filch himself. #1. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. And also all four of them together. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. What the hell? He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. [15], On 30 June, 1997, a small gang of Death Eaters managed to penetrate the magical protections around the Castle with the help of Draco Malfoy and an assault took place at the Astronomy Tower and the corridors beneath it. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. Hermione broke the hug. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. However, when called on to oversee the evacuation of the majority of the students before the Battle of Hogwarts, Filch led the children to safety without hesitation. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. The Second Wizarding War began. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Hiding, are you? On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. Varying Nature by Bunnyhops tells the tale of a threesome between Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the lesbian Golden Trio. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. - " --", . [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. by Sarah1281. 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