But what makesSouthland Talesso entertaining is just how unique and bizarre it is. The most well-known piece of fiction that employs second-person narration might be Jay McInerneys novel Bright Lights, Big City. 2023 TV Fanatic (Shout-out to Winnie Cooper!) And Richard, really, god, he was so supportive of everything I did. This show is anything but. One of the films most repeated lines is Pimps dont commit suicide, which is spoken by Boxer Santaros/Jericho Cane in reference to the films complicated body-double plot, and then becomes the final piece of Timberlakes narration as the time-split Roland/Ronald Taverner clasp hands, initiatingpossiblythe end of the world. Every episode of "Desperate Housewives" begins with the polished Mary Alice Young recounting the events of Wisteria Lane. Whats happening?. So we were up for, I dont know, at some point it was past 50 hours? 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And we were all on the same wavelength, just trying to make this really bold statement, in light of everything that was happening in the world in 2005. Maybe there was someone at some point who wanted to cut it out, but anyone who wanted to cut that out of the movie was probably someone at some point who was like, Can you cut the Justin Timberlake dance number? I think those are the same kinds of people who were like, Can you cut the cars fucking? You know, like clearly someone who just has no business ever watching this movie, should just stay a thousand feet away from this movie for the rest of their life. I wasnt worried about overloading the cast. We had already recorded Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime.. They just thought it was two kids goofing around. I never would have felt that he was feeling any of that pressure. I figured, Lets just swing for the fences. And it just kept getting bigger and bigger. Steve Zirnkilton (born Stephen Morgan Zirnkilton; August 18, 1958) is an American voice actor and former politician from Maine. A lot of his books were set in Southern California, and involved alternate realities and time travel and hallucinogenic future drugs and Orwellian government. And, of course, everything goes wrong. I was like, Give me more, I want more SNL people. Richard Kelly: We had already shot some of the footage of the Ironman competition in Hermosa Beach and Manhattan Beach, all the beach stuff where you have all the people chugging beer and vomiting on each other. And well see what happens. And I felt like I had momentum, that this needed to be a much more meaningful film, and not just about a bunch of out-of-work comedians trying to shake down a movie star. Many people come in search of fame and fortune only to find feelings of isolation. Zirnkilton grew up in York, Pennsylvania and spent summers in Maine. WebFrothing at the mouth and snarling, Dolly begins to chase Buck, who flees in confused terror from her. Zirnkilton, a Republican, served for eight years (four terms) in the Maine House of Representatives from 1982 to 1988 and again from 1992 to 1994. I might have it at my house. I decided to have a midnight bocce ball tournament, and I got these glow-in-the-dark, light-up bocce balls that you would put batteries in, and they would just blink. To build one of those would have been way out of our budget, but we knew we wanted to at least try and build one with CGI. At Fandom, we like hunting for offbeat and off-the-wall films and TV shows that might become your own secret treasures. And I was like, No, I didnt know that. And then hes like, Yeah, youre in like four scenes and then Cheri Oteris going to murder you by running you over with her car while youre on off-road rollerblades. And Im like, Oh! And the AD looks to Richard across the room, and hes like, Richard, did you not tell Todd hes in the movie? And Richards like, Oh, right! There's a lot of backstory to cover on any given episode of "Wife Swap," the British import where families trade matriarchs for two weeks in hopes of well, who knows why they do it. And obviously, in a lot of ways, it was my big Philip K. Dick film. And this tape of the states racially motivated shooting ends up getting released and causing civil unrest and a riot type situation as the Hindenburg explodes over downtown Los Angeles. Ultimately, it was the dark tone of the series, deemed inappropriate for its time-slot, that led NBC to shut down production and cancel the show after previewing the first six episodes of the second season. And tie it back to Boxer Santaros. In 1994, when then-Congresswoman Olympia Snowe decided not to seek re-election to the U.S. House of Representatives for Maine's 2nd congressional district, Zirnkilton sought to replace her. The lives of Police Officers working for the Los Angeles Police Department.The lives of Police Officers working for the Los Angeles Police Department.The lives of Police Officers working for the Los Angeles Police Department. The reader is immersed in the mind and experience of the character. Richard Kelly: That prosthetic Dwayne Johnson body was a gift from an earlier production, so Im guessing that it still exists. Don't miss a beat. And then theres Boxers screenplay within the script, The Power, which I think has evolved in a very exciting way, where that really is a glimpse further into the future, into the year 2020. For me as an artist, my very first film was made just before [9/11], and then it was released in the shadow of 9/11. In 2005, director Richard Kelly was in a unique position inside the Hollywood ecosystem. It can be a provocative moment in the movie. Fifteen years laterafter the whirlwind, sometimes guerilla-style shoot; after the push for an ambitious transmedia launch that saw explanatory graphic-novel prequels shipped out to Cannes; after a reception at said festival that left Roger Ebert deafened by the boos; after the immortal line, Im a pimp. Ill just keep working on it until they put me in a mental hospital, or an old folks home, or they take it away from me. Evolving from its crime caper roots, Kellys ideas for Southland Tales began to expand. Unlike other characters on the show, we share a deadly secret with the sympathetic serial killer. And I was like, Okay, lets just try to justify the existence of these books and give the audience a tease of it in this little animated prologue. And we had no money. The first draft was very much like an L.A. crime caper. Narrator. There were a couple of second unit shots where I literally just could not be in two places at one time. Okay, now we have to rip an ATM machine out of a wall. WebSteve Zirnkilton (born Stephen Morgan Zirnkilton; August 18, 1958) is an American voice actor and former politician from Maine. Is America the pimp nation? I needed Shane and Chris to help me with the graphics. Ah, the dulcet tones of Laura Dern's spiritually awakened narrations on "Enlightened." Another moment where youre like, Is this real? 1 Donnie Darko fan. Before anyone laid eyes on 12-year-old Kevin Arnold, we were greeted with the sound of his wise voice. And were out there getting the fires set up in the homeless camps. Advertisement: Roland Taverner, his (alleged) twin -- a racist cop -- is sitting unconscious in the main room, having been kidnapped and drugged by the Neo-Marxists. We had the the SUV designed by Ron Cobb. Its a silly line of dialogue on one level. A montage of news footage introduces us to the world ofSouthland Talesthen ties the many stories together. "Everyone always says the same shit at funerals," George states in the pilot. Richard Kelly: The very first draft of Southland Tales was written right after Sundance in 2001. Anything else I do in my life, it doesnt matter now, because Ive been in a comic book. I thought about how much would it be for me to get a flight to France and go? Hollywood had been wrong about Donnie Darko, and Richard Kelly had been right. Hes our doomsday narrator. So the second I realized the musical number was working, my gut wasI had already made that decision, but I hadnt asked Justin yet. And I just kept building in layers of the story. She loves controversial cinema (especially horror) and good cinematography; her dislikes include romantic comedies and people's knees. Because we here at The A.V. Richard Kelly: We had one day with Justin: One very, very, very long day, and I kept adding stuff with him, because he was so essential to the movie, and then we brought him back to do voiceover. Ultimately, I didnt think he was going to commit to the role, but it was cool getting to meet with him. ! What if theyre the same person? By joining TV Guide, you agree to our Terms of Use and acknowledge the data practices in our Privacy Policy. I know a lot of people were really offended by the car. Priscilla Elliott: We only had the pier for 24 hours. It was super gross and super fun. (Last week:A Field in England). And I just want a better future for Southland Tales. He also worked on The Box, my third film. I felt like I had just caught lightning in a bottle, just getting to sit across from him in that restaurant. Richard Kelly: So the instructions were: When Boxer emerges, hes very childlike and vulnerable, almost like a little boy lost, and then for the Jericho side of his personality, we looked at Ralph Meeker in Kiss Me Deadly. Oh, gosh, Ive written this apocalyptic conclusion to my L.A. crime caper. And I think everyone just sort of looked at the graphic novel like, What is this?. And here we are in 2020. The term became very loaded with meaning and interpretation, and it just continued to resonate in my mind. We know he'll be okay. The anonymous narrator treats the show as some sort of inter-class social experiment. But he is sure is plugged into his own goofy ineptitude, like in Season 4, when he tells a girlfriend he likes politics and then says in voice-over, "What are you doing? She is the modern urban professional's pope, holding it together on the outside (mostly) while falling down flaky, analytical rabbit holes on the inside -- and threading the show's plots by writing her titular column in voice-over form. Richard Kelly: We went to Malibu, which was, I think, where they shot Planet Of The Apes with that big rock. Todd Berger: I think its about a future in which government surveillance and pop culture saturation start melding into one. I need for it to have more socio-political weight behind the story, and I need to make this thing more ambitious. Club talked to Kelly and a few others involved in the making of Southland Tales about its creation, its legacy, andagainst all oddsits future. It just felt like there was this kinship, and it just felt like these were some of my favorite people. The prosthetic makeup on Amy Poehler and Wood Harris, he did the scarring on Justin Timberlake and Seann, the bloody eye at the endLou is a very gifted makeup artist. The line about, Scientists are saying the future will be far more futuristic than originally predicted. The way Sarah delivers that line, its for laughs, and its ridiculous, but it kind of encapsulates the whole movie. What size skates do you wear? Like a 13, why? Well, for the rollerblades. What do you mean? You know youre in the movie, right? An American guerilla war waged, on one side, by family values-spouting conservatives with a sexual obsession for the surveillance state, and on the other by fractured leftist revolutionaries chopping off each others thumbs to steal a national election. And at the center of it all: a pair of twins, Roland and Ronald Taverner, played by Seann William Scott. Basically what happened was, when [Dwayne Johnsons character] Boxer goes onto the ship, he has his gun, and hes going to shoot himself, and then he shoots into the air and hits the helium in the blimp. Oh no! Robot," we learn that Elliot has constructed his own sense of right and wrong inside his thorny head. So Richard was like, Hey, Todd, do you want to come and be the guy who gets brought up on stage and have your thumb cut off? And I was like, Yeah, sure.. So it is sort of like my career was just getting off the ground as a filmmaker in 2001, and going to Sundance with my first film, and then seeing the world just so drastically shift. I suppose my biggest concern is that one of my favorite shows (i.e. Through interior monologue, the narrator shows himself to be cynical and insensitive, especially to the poetry written by his wife.He is jealous of her ex-husband from her previous marriage, though that marriage was a miserable experience for her, and he is especially You're screwed unless she asks about Bush or the bald assistant president who has all those heart attacks.". He used to produce with his company, RSA, these BMW commercials that were like short films, and they would bring in big directors to direct them. The actors were like, Weve never really quite done this before, this feels a bit rogue. But most crimes of passion are actually a crime." Somehow, he always has a point. To his surprise, it was accepted. Richard Kelly: I think Seann was the first actor to get on board the film, to play the twins. Rodger Parsons (born October 19, 1943), previously credited as Ken Gates, is an American voice actor, narrator and writer. I was still rewriting the script and trying to take it to the next level, with the religion and the science fiction and the politics and US-IDENT, all the things that were happening at the time as Bush was heading toward his second term and reelection. You dont want people going like, Its fine. It was in the Cannes Film Festival, starring Dwayne Johnson and all these actors. Thats the twist. And so, from there I had to reverse-engineer that twist into the story. What if theyre actually the same person?, We had already recorded Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime., Richard, did you not tell Todd hes in the movie? And Richards like, Oh, right! Information and images about the show opening credits can be found clicking here. Critics Consensus: Southland's second season is a major improvement over its first, with tense, fast-moving action scenes, sharply drawn characters, and intertwining People are going to need that information, theyre going to need to know what happens in those books. And like, well, hopefully theyll be able to still follow chapters four through six. All these tourists were walking by, like real people, and all the dancing nurses were coming in. And, you know, we made it look at least that good. The show originally aired on April 9, 2009 on NBC network, and continued its run on TNT network from the start of its second season until the fifth season concluded on April 17, 2013. So I tried to make room for real up-and-coming, sketch comedy Groundlings people who werent famous. Lucero: They were checking me out like crazy in there. Lucero: I didn't know.Cooper: You won't be mistaken for Sherlock Holmes. Zirnkilton is best known for providing the opening narration of all U.S. series in the Law & Order franchise.[6][7]. But adult Chris makes no bones about being the butt of everyone's jokes, and the series is stronger for it. I think he was nervous about doing that, but he went for it. I had a really great first AD named Mark Cotone, one of the best in the business. I think I wore him down. Now I know what it's like to be a chick.Cooper: If you want to be a chick that's a different bar. She says once you get on the bang bus, you never get off, with the same kind of tone someone might use while talking about genocide. And it didnt seem like it was going well. I didn't know. Dude's suppose to made out of tires and they make him white. Is America the pimp nation? So all that stuff with Timberlake was shot that day. Southland Tales is the second film fromRichard Kelly, released five years after his cult hitDonnie Darko. Richard Kelly: Ive written a new script, and I think its really exciting. Finally, they announced the purchasing of the rights to the original seven episodes, as well as the six completed episodes from its second season. Over the course of six seasons, Kevin becomes a proxy for every American teen boy, or anyone who'd ever been a teen boy, or anyone who'd ever known a teen boy. With jaunty nonchalance, he shepherds us from one mishap to the next, revealing subtle twists, zany motivations and anecdotes like Gob's dead childhood parakeet. I think you can afford a couple if you have a vision. You know, not only is it a reference to Boxer not killing himself in the desert, but theres also the greater meaning at the end of the movie with Roland and Ronald not committing suicide and denying the world the resurrection and the magical handshake that saved the world. Beyond the basic plot, viewers can also develop theories on Southlands mythology and the impending apocalypse. And for years, people saw this and thought it was real. We have no money and we need art students to come in and work for free. So we found these two wonderful art students. If your movies are your children, you want your kid to have the best future. Zirnkilton also provides voiceovers for political ads, notably during Susan Collins's re-election campaign in 2014. Yeah, I thought that was okay.. Richard Kelly: It really means that I should just work in television for the rest of my career. Hed already turned down a few offers to helm franchise films for major studios; he was still driven by the urge to direct something that was his, an expression of his constantly expanding interests. I will continue working on Southland Tales until the day I die, whether or not we get to make more of it or not. The lives of Police Officers working for the Los Angeles We cast him based on his performance at the Hermosa Beach Ironman, where hes actually projectile vomiting in a mosh pit all over a bunch of other people. This guy is like Ralph Meeker. And everything Angela Chase feels is real: her crush on Jordan Catalano, her tension with her longtime friend Sharon, the prosaic pressures of high school. Why do the police/detectives show each other the number 4 on their fingers at various times. I remember I had someone looking online. We built this hobo camp and did all sorts of crazy shit, like we were fashioning meat skewers to look like rats so that they could have props that theyre cooking in the fire. In 2020, Kelly began talking about his plans to reinvent the Southland Tales prequel chapters as a second film, that would serve as a companion piece to the original. So having Dwayne study Kiss Me Deadly, and then licensing clips from Kiss Me Deadlylike literally putting it in the movie. And isnt that the mark of a true work of art? See production, box office & company info. Others, like 99% of Sarah Michelle Gellars dialogue, where it is clear this movie knows its insane. Im standing on the top with Hustler on the side. Kelly and his crew had 24 days, and $17.8 million, to shoot a star-studded, effects-heavy science fiction satire, much of it in public locations. So kudos to him. I think what Ive come up with for the prequel film, if it does happen, is a significant improvement from the graphic novels. Cooper: You want to go ruin his day?Lucero: Absolutely. And I was going back to the car. Our visual effects dollars were so stretched thin on more elaborate stuff that we could barely pull off. It seems like it changes nothing but every once and awhile, y About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Unfortunately, the Fluid Karma machine Treer developed also slows the rotation of the Earth, damaging the fabric of space and time. Is there any footage of elephants mating? And they found this piece. Which I love. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Donnie Darko had just debuted there in January of 2001 and as soon as he got back, Richard started writing Southland Tales. Hes a very chill, cool leader. [For Sarah,] doing the talk show just before, it let her work out the comedy chemistry with the other actresses. Speaking to IndieWire in 2019, Johnson recalled I took it in the gut. As Kelly later said, We were just walking into a shredder. And theyre like, Okay, how the hell do you expect anyone to know that or to read these books? Well, were going to try to publish them before the movie comes out. We need to see the nuclear attack happen so that the audience can be rattled by it and be emotionally traumatized by it at the beginning of the film, so theyll take the plunge into this bizarre alternate future. And the lines between the two are hard to interpret. In Roger Eberts review of Southland Tales from 2007, the critic remembered being dazed, confused, bewildered, bored, affronted, and deafened by the boos during the premiere. WebMost cops manage to stay sane despite the chaos all around them, but in their hearts they know, everyone has their breaking point. Claire Danes' voice-overs are like diary entries that you might have actually written at the ripe age of 15, anxious and semi-hopeful without becoming maudlin. We couldn't help but wonder, who is the best? "Mars" inhabitants began calling themselves the Marshmallows, which became a signature part of the campaign to make a movie after the show was canceled. At the very end, we staged the nuclear bombs, and we had everyone run out to the street. So for a minute, in my soul, I really was like, Oh, my god, the Southland is real.. Zirnkilton was the narrator for TLC 's Code Blue: New Orleans and the syndicated series Arrest & Trial. He has been the announcer for the Kennedy Center Honors, and for the past seventeen years he has been the onstage announcer for the Top Cops Awards in Washington, D.C.. And then we have like one hour left with Justin. He is best known as the English narrator for the Pokmon television series . And every stunt that you see in the movie, whether its a squib, whether its an ice cream truck flipping over, or an ATM being ripped out of a wall, practical stunts and effects stunts: Every single one of those that you see in the movie, we had literally one take to get it right. Priscilla Elliott, assistant art director: Did Richard tell you about the original ending? There are a lot of interesting characters in the Southland of Los Angeles, likeamnesiac actor Boxer Santaros (Dwayne Johnson), ex-porn star turned talk show queen Krysta Now (Sarah Michelle Gellar), and twin brothers Roland and Ronald Taverner (Sean William Scott). I was still working on the script, and Rick Yorn [the high-profile Hollywood manager whose clients include Martin Scorsese, Leonardo DiCaprio, and, notably, Justin Timberlake] had set up a meeting with Benicio del Toro, and he thought the project was really wild. Elliot's instability makes the journey all the more thrilling. The other part of what makesSouthland Talesa fun watch is that its completely insane. There are communities and websites dedicated to solving the mysteries of the movies plot. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. George Lass narrates from the afterlife, having become a grim reaper at the age of 18. And there was Cheri Oteri in hair and makeup [as] Zora Carmichaels, doing her whole Sam Kinison riff with the screaming. In a lot of ways, it adds a whole lot. Theyre going to stage a racially motivated cop killing in front of the actor and then try to extort him for money to get the tape back. WebImprove your language arts knowledge with free questions in "Who is the narrator?" Todd Berger: Have you read the graphic-novel prequels? Producers were like, Okay, the first few nights at Cannes, at the parties, start handing out the books to journalists and film critics, give them copies of the book so they can start to see what were trying to do. And they tried! What we were doing was hodge-podging and figuring out what we could find. And then, very quickly, it was like, Oh no. What was the official certification given to Southland (2009) in Canada? But really, its for all the actors that showed up and did this for me, that showed up and took these risks. One of the most challenging things aboutSouthland Talesis that it walks a fine line between self-awareness and pretention. Her character is so self-serious, but the actress is clearly having a ball, which really captures the films spirit. Permalink: Southland cops know when the Santa Ana winds blow, you learn jus Added: February 02, 2011; 2/1/11. But I will be working on this. Maybe for his birthday you could take him to the Dahmer house. Do you have any ideas or stuff that we could do? Dee had this idea of a documentary about the No. I need to lean further into the Philip K. Dick of it, the near-future of it all.. Spotted for six seasons of the popular CW drama: Gossip Girl dripping with antipathy. Priscilla Elliott: To me, its sort of the farcical nature of our culture that has taken over the most serious aspects of our lives. I show up and they put me in wardrobe and Cheri Oteri gets up on the stage and she gives this big political speech. I'm Brooke by the way, The girl he stopped seeing so he could just f*ck you. And I pitched the idea of two BMWs having sexual intercourse. Institutions and surveillance and all of these ideas, so very much in the world of Philip K. Dick. We flew to Abilene. I love it.. So I wrote this script about a comedy troupe that ends up trying to extort money from a big movie star whos researching to play a detective in a film. Acting. Zirnkilton is known for providing the opening narration of all US shows in the Law & Order franchise. He was hired by series creator Dick Wolf. [vague] Zirnkilton has also provided voices for Family Guy and The Rugrats Movie. He was a narrator for Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season of the 2004 Boston Red Sox. During his final term in the House of Representatives, Zirnkilton served in leadership as Assistant Minority Leader. It also has to begin somewhere, and that is with a dead girl. This is not a comprehensive list, so our apologies to Ted Mosby, whose "How I Met Your Mother" narration ultimately dampened the show's premise. Which all stemmed from a meeting that I had with Benicio del Toro, maybe six months before I met with Dwayne. And then itll be like a transmedia project, you know, and nobody was really doing that back then. Strap yourself in and expect the unexpected, because this weeks Weird Watch is Richard Kellys 2006 sci-fi thriller Southland Tales. He was a narrator for Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season of the 2004 Boston Red Sox. Dwayne has so many different kinds of movie stars inside of him. 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